http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Yo, bitch, let's blog!
I decided to blog again. I decided to blog again because I found this video of a cat, and my whole rational behind ceasing to blog was to get more in touch with the physical act of writing. But I can't post a Youtube video of a cat in my journal. So...fuck that.
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Chamomile Tea with Sylvia Plath, Michel Foucault, and Jason Schwartzman
Ms. Taylor Johnson Holbrook, Ms. Roxana Noel Khan, and Mr. Garrett Kelly Olson decided to throw a tea party. The Kensington Rooftop Gardens have been reserved for the 8th of January, champagne has been purchased for organic valencia mimosas, and Ms. Khan has prepared the tea cakes and scones herself. Ms. Holbrook calligraphied the invitations with an ages 9-12 how-to guide she found in her closet. Mr. Olson watched TV while the girls planned, and sometimes asked them to make him a quesadilla.
Ms. Khan has invited William Shakspeare [who will read humorous selections from The Merry Wives of Windsor over the spinach quiche], Ben Franklin [who, due to his lush-like tendancies, will sneak mimosas from the trays after the servers cut him off], Jason Schwartzman [who will make out with Roxana the whole time in broad daylight], JK Rowling [who will eventually get annoyed with Ms. Holbrook's incessant probing to divulge secrets about the fictional marriage of Harry and Ginny], and Paul of Tarsus [who will be seated next to Nietzsche until the nihilism gets to him and he moves closer to Jesus].
Mr. Olson has invited Friedrich Nietzsche [who depresses everyone so he chills by the tray of rasberry tarts], Jesus Christ [who takes his tea white, no sugar], Michel Foucault [who spends the majority of his morning hitting on Mr. Olson], and Fyodor Dostoevsky [who checks out completely when he realizes that there is no vodka].
Ms. Holbrook has invited Sylvia Plath [she will be reading aloud from Ariel], Martin Luther [who will lead the party in prayer as Nietzsche sniggers], Hugh Laurie [who will thrill thr crowd with stand-up from his Blackadder days], Helena Bonham Carter [who will make a dramatic entrance in period-clothing], and Wes Anderson [who will set up his Macbook to show us clips from his newest movie, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, currently in pre-production and due out in 2009].
It will be a kickin] soiree.
Ms. Khan has invited William Shakspeare [who will read humorous selections from The Merry Wives of Windsor over the spinach quiche], Ben Franklin [who, due to his lush-like tendancies, will sneak mimosas from the trays after the servers cut him off], Jason Schwartzman [who will make out with Roxana the whole time in broad daylight], JK Rowling [who will eventually get annoyed with Ms. Holbrook's incessant probing to divulge secrets about the fictional marriage of Harry and Ginny], and Paul of Tarsus [who will be seated next to Nietzsche until the nihilism gets to him and he moves closer to Jesus].
Mr. Olson has invited Friedrich Nietzsche [who depresses everyone so he chills by the tray of rasberry tarts], Jesus Christ [who takes his tea white, no sugar], Michel Foucault [who spends the majority of his morning hitting on Mr. Olson], and Fyodor Dostoevsky [who checks out completely when he realizes that there is no vodka].
Ms. Holbrook has invited Sylvia Plath [she will be reading aloud from Ariel], Martin Luther [who will lead the party in prayer as Nietzsche sniggers], Hugh Laurie [who will thrill thr crowd with stand-up from his Blackadder days], Helena Bonham Carter [who will make a dramatic entrance in period-clothing], and Wes Anderson [who will set up his Macbook to show us clips from his newest movie, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, currently in pre-production and due out in 2009].
It will be a kickin] soiree.
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)
.JPG)
.JPG)