So I'm sitting here in sweats, writing pull questions, being a super good Torrey student, you know, and i scroll over and check Bubbs. for those of you who don't attend the fine insitiution of higher learning that is Biola, Bubbs is our Biola email system which performs many functions, one of them not being helping the student to keep on track. So i check my email and my hall and group's chatter and sign off.
Now when you sign off of Bubbs, a little gray box with your account statistics and two fingers touching each other in a very Michoangelo way. It is really quite useful, telling you the time and date (Wed, Oct 11, 2006 6:23:26 PM) how long you were connected for (2 seconds), how much time remaining you have for the day on it (3 hours 50 minutes 25 seconds) and lastly, how much time you have used in total. To my horror, it read:
4 days 45 minutes.
Good Lord. I have spent 4 days of my life on Bubbs. As i whimpered this statisitic to my roommate, she snorted and told me hers was up to a couple of weeks and to stop being so dramatic. But seriously. 4 days and 45 minutes! Thats 4 days and 45 minutes that i was SITTING in a mass produced plastic desk chair STARING at a mass produced screen. Thats 4 days and 45 minutes just sitting. That's 4 days and 45 minutes I wasn't living. This may seem trite right now in the prime of my life, but a day will come when I'm on my deathbed surrounded by a slew of kids and pets and grandkids and stuff and i'm going to wish more than anything I had those damn 4 days and 45 minutes back.
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If only you had a clock to log how much of your life is wasted on facebook ...
and for the record, it was a week and a couple days. NOT a couple weeks.
I got a bog just to say this....
One Week Seven Hours Four Minutes.
Calm down.
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