The funniest thing that's happened to me so far today

Okay. So Roxana and Frances and I were spooning on the futon with it's beige mat deal sliding with every move watching Titanic, as we had bveen planning for two weeks as Fran had never seen it. It was an emotional, gratifying experience. It was however, sidetracked when Sydney, my ever loving roommate walked in, whining about how she wished she had an excuse to get out of session today, and asked if i would get her sick. Immediatly after this, a full water bottle hit her square in the ear with the force of four lumberjacks. It was, of course, thrown by Fran, who got caught up in the moment and felt the need to lend a hand. Upon questioning her on why she felt it was necessary, after pausing the movie and laughing hysterically for about seven minutes and perhaps crying a little in the process, she said she had no idea why she did it. Remorse soon followed. So Sydney went to a Llizo session with an aching ear she can't really hear out of, and we held each other on the futon and wished that we had boyfriends and that they looked like Jack Dawson, except not dead.

That's really about it. I guess you had to be there.